February 2011
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January 2011
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Shower Thoughts #1
If a message from my phone that’s nothing but a hiss comes up on an answering machine, why would my mom believe that the most rational reason for this is that it’s a ghost? …… And not just me hissing…….?
If men had vaginas and women had penises would there still be rape……..?
I kinda want a lot of lesbian friends because they’d be just like...
Eyes
I have just been informed that I have 2 different colored eyes so I looked in the mirror and I do. I am slightly concerned that I have not noticed this before….
Lyrics #2
“Life is a waterfall. We’re one in the river and one again after the fall.”
What kind of fuckery is this?
Atheists
Fuck you people. Seriously, you guys are even bigger hypocrites than Christians. You think Christians push their beliefs on everyone? Well look in the mirror you pushy fucks. You’re the most arrogant pricks to land on this earth. ”Oh, I know science and science says there is no god.” Fuck you assholes. Hey idiots, if someone wants to say something about god on facebook, you...
“I have burned my tomorrows and I stand inside today. At the edge of the future...”
